TOBY'S - FAMILY DISCOVERED?
In a shock discovery, several members of what appear to be Toby the Tangerine's family, have been tracked down to the top of a PC in a busy open plan office, picture right.
The shrivelled citrus fruit have suspiciously turned up, apparently coincidentally, just as the fame and fortune of our favourite tangerine appear to be blossoming.
Sauces close to Toby appear to be casting doubt on the young pretenders, fearing them to be merely copycat fruit, intent on basking in Tobys reflective glory.
Toby himself has been unavailable for comment, although a spokesfruit for TobyCorp™ did comment that Toby can see the apeel of the newcomers and will keep an open mind on the matter,
until the Citric Acid test can be completed.
On several occasions in the past, other fruit have come forward claiming to be related to Toby, but these were proven to be only a dried up orange and infamously, a barely
disguised golf ball, real name Tango Woods, pictured left.
Toby, as is well documented, is related to the royal lineage of William of Orange and has an indirect claim to the Throne of Holland, he no doubt has Orange blood, but is not in fact a blood orange.
Scientists will be monitoring DCA (Deoxyribocitric acid) samples from the new bunch of fruit, but it is not known when the results are expected.
Psychiatrists will be restraining counselling the office workers who made this latest discovery and keeping them under house arrest close observation
for any unusual behaviour.
We will, of course, keep you fully informed of any new developments.
If you have any information regarding Toby's family members, please contact us, any information could be useful however trivial it may seem.